Strawberry Swisher

kieraplease:

Looks 2019.. 🖤 (ig: kieraplease)

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lilvampbb:

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yuzuryn:

halfconcealed:

thedeadlygrips:

me

nice try mario

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jaspertheshark:

xeniawarriorprincesa:

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)

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radioactive-snake:

vampireapologist:

stardustodinson:

vampireapologist:

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

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thebootydiaries:

cooleruser:

thebootydiaries:

nekogorogoro:

When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you:

isn’t that the girl from

Why do you have these saved

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blossomharold:

bullshit an essay in a day but can’t do maths: taurus, cancer, leo, libra, sagittarius, pisces

do maths problems in 5 mins, but can’t write an essay for shit: aries, gemini, virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius

ACCURATE

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